Phallic Icicle

When ejected fluids are left to hang off the end of the penis long enough to oxidise and crisp over, causing icicles of cum to hang from the bellend.

john: i was so tired at the end of a vicious bashing session i passed out.

carl: oh shit, did you wake up with phallic icicles?

john: yeh they were unreal, reached down to my knees

by flangeface March 27, 2011

Phallic Chamber

Where a man stores his man essence. One may use this word in place of the more vulgar ways of saying "Man's Genitals"

"Hey Kevin, how big is your Phallic chamber?"

"Eugh! I hate using such vulgar language to describe male genitals! Thankfully, I can use Phallic chamber as an alternative."

by Pasha D. July 14, 2018

Phallic Fruit Fetish

A "disorder" popularized by gay Quaker performing artist Peterson Toscano in his play "Doin' Time the Homonomo Halfway House" about his time spent as a patient in a Christian residential program to "cure" gay people. Another resident in the program suffered from Phallic Fruit Fetish (or PFF) and had a persistent desire to commit sexual acts with phallically shaped fruits. The problem was alleviated when all phallic shaped fruits were removed from the facility.

Rev. Smid ordered all bananas removed from the house upon learning of a patient's phallic fruit fetish.

by Daniel S. Gonzales September 18, 2006

phallic autism

a transmittable form of autism generally through sexual interactions

you have phallic autism my dude

by mrpoo November 1, 2018

Phallic Acid

A mans sperm.

I gave that girl some Phallic Acid.

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by Malware. January 13, 2019

phallic glitter ejaculator

A long cannon that launches out bits of glitter. The cannon has a phallic shape to it, and sits under the user's legs.

Yall check my phallic glitter ejaculator last nite? Told u I shoot glitter out my orifices.

by Brae54 August 23, 2011

phallic therapy

acts on the male phallus to keep it capable of being erect, large, and shiny; pertaining to the entire reproductive system, stimulating motions to excite and produce abundant output. In the female, motions on the genitalia resulting in arousal and irresistible orgasms and gushes.

My gf committed to the axiom "Use It or Lose It," always has us perform frequent phallic therapy, including kissing, jilqing, hand loving, fingering, tongue play on our genitalia resulting in vocal sounds and body twisting, pulses, and throbbing, with a final series of joyous, uncontrollable ejaculations, wettings, and gushes..

by gringo feliz March 11, 2014