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I bet I could throw this football over those mountains!

Pffft! you'd be lucky to get it past the sidewalk!
by pffft , as if i'd tell you February 15, 2012
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Pffft

Exclamation ( /pft/ also /pffft/ and /pfffffft/ depending on level of exclamation)

1. Expressing astonishment or admiration
2. Expressing agreement
3. Expressing skepticism
4. Expressing affirmation
5. Expressing uncertainty
6. Expressing joy
7. Requesting or attempting to garner a response.
*endless possibilities*
Examples:

1 - '"Mozzarella sticks on Howard?!" "Pffft!" he cried enthusiastically.
2 - Person 1: 'Is that shrimp po boy any good?' Person 2: 'Pffft!'
3 - Person 1: 'I met the best, most respectable girl ever! She's totally a keeper.' Person 2: 'Pffft.'
4 - Q: 'are we you going out tonight?' A: 'Pffft!'
5 - Q: 'are they open past 3:00am?' A: 'Pffft.'
6 - 'Pfffffffffft!'
7 - 'what's the plan for tonight? Pffft!?'
by Johnny A-list 3.29.14 May 11, 2014
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pftfttffbbrbrbrbbburgurggurglebrbrbppppfffffffffffff, this is scary!
by Snakie115 February 5, 2023
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Knights Who Say Pfftt

Secret society some say is more powerful than the Illumanati. Rumor has it their reach extends even to the African continent, where they use the sport of basketball to indoctrinate the locals.
Because Bill Gates was not rich and powerful enough to receive an invite into the Knights Who Say Pfftt, he settled on Bohemian Club membership.
by Mr. Pfftt April 9, 2004
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pfffft

1 ...a lotta hot air
2 ...that look that some people give you sometimes...hands, on hips, toe tapping, waiting, sighing
3...that whew after sex kinda thing
"Check out my girl over there. She's pissed at me for Lord knows what. Forget her. Pfffft."
by Sunniehunnie March 16, 2005
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Pffft

A noise favourably used either in disbelief or as a pre-sound to laughter. Often an aggresive way of saying I disagree and of course for those of the population who feel obliged to try and hold in their laughter use this word.
'pfffHAHAHA!'

'I rule this game!' ' Pffft, yeh right'
by Zoidy August 8, 2007
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Pfftt

Pfftt I'm right.
by LelloYellow March 20, 2015
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