pext

to poop and text simultaneously.

He was in a hurry to respond to the cute girl's text, but he also needed to use the toilet, so he pexted her.

by Sassyvirgo April 19, 2010

Pexting

The art of peeking on another persons text message.

Levi punched the shit out of Clayton for pexting.

by juiceman9000 April 17, 2009

pexting

to consume pink pills and send text messages, typically clonazepam or derivative of opiates.

awww shiiit... that crazy-ass stalker is pexting me again!!!

by big dizzel February 04, 2010

pexting

When you pretend that you have to pee so you can text at school. You ask a teacher if you can go to the bathroom then you go to the bathroom and then you start pexting

I walked into the bathroom and there were a bunch of dudes pexting.

by bartholemew Farter June 10, 2010

pext

to text while parked in your car

As in - " I drove my car into the parking lot, parked and pexted you the directions to the mall" .. or.." I pulled my car off to the side of the road and and pexted you the directions"

by Johnny Utah April 01, 2012

Pexting

1. To text someone pictures of your pets.

2. To respond to a serious text message with an outlandish or silly photo of your pet

3. To use pictures of your pets in text flirting

1. "I was pexting him photos of Noodle dressed up in his bow tie."

2. "She was upset so I pexted her pictures of Blue, my dog, to
Lighten the mood"

by Matmantha September 04, 2014