The Religion of Peace

The founder of the "religion of peace" was prophet Mohammad. For a some reason he is called "prophet" even though the "pedophile" would be a more appropriate designation - or by what name should be a man called who in his fifties picked up his favorite wife Aisha from a kindergarden and screwed her when she was 9-year-old, of course she was a child of his cousin, so no wonder why 50% of dune coons in the Middle East are inbreds due to consanguineous marriages when the Maestro itself sets an unhealthy example.

There are enough delusional zealots who murder innocent people, even children in the name of gods. Extreme Islamists are a good bad example of these lunatics. Unfortunately their inbreeding hasn't yet come far enough, they still have hands to shoot, blast bombs and slash the throats of infidels and feet to move instead of seal-like body with claws and flippers.

While we are waiting for that day (hurry up evolution, in the name of Charles Darwin!) they continue to commit atrocities among the heredics and if they happen to die while doing their holy mission they become martyrs and will enter paradise with 72 virgin goats. It's a bit foggy on how those clit free tent ladies will be rewarded after they detonate their explosive vest in a crowd.

"The religion of peace takes good care of its women, every individual seems to have a black, portable tent in case of snowstorms - whether a camel's shit-operated stove included.."

by O. W. Tongueincheek December 20, 2021

twenty pence piss

Refers to the cost of peeing in a train station toilet, for which you will invariably be charged twenty pence to gain entry. Rhymes with "twenty pence piece".

"I was desperate to pee, but my train wasn't due to leave for a while, so I had to fork out for a twenty pence piss!"

by brosephkirk January 11, 2012

World Peace Sign Day

1. Often referred to as 4/30 or 430®, it is an opportunity for people on April 30th worldwide to unite in the struggle against Hate, Hate Crimes, Bullying, Inner City Violence, Violence against the planet & Violence worldwide.

2. An annual event (created by World Peace Sign Brand & founder Leo J) held on 4/30 to recognize and celebrate freedom & peace worldwide with music, a 4.3k Walk 4 World Peace and the releasing of the World Peace Sign balloons to let go of negativity, frustration, fear and usher in the spirit of love & unity.

Affiliated with the World Peace Sign® and World Peace Sign Brand

There were 10,000 balloons released at the World Peace Sign Day festival.

by Leo-J December 20, 2015

Peace Sign Tuesday

The act of throwing up peace signs like a boss on Tuesdays. Sometimes called PST for short.

Emily: happy Tuesday!
Kelci: omg my girl, happy peace sign Tuesday!( flashes peace signs like a boss)
Emily: back at you brah(flashes peaces signs like a mega boss)

by Em1111 May 3, 2014

smoke the peace pipe

A metaphor that means to end a dispute, reach a treaty, or plainly speaking, make peace with an opponent. Draws from the Native American tradition of smoking the calumet as a sign of a treaty between warring chiefs.

I have never really seen eye to eye with Bob on budget allocations, but today we could smoke the peace pipe.

by killerdove November 20, 2011

Fiery but mostly peaceful

During the start of the Portland BLM riots in 2019 burning and looting run rampant. Biased news media CNN reported, quote “Fiery but mostly peaceful protests” despite the fact in the live report there was a burning in the background.

This quote now used in scenarios when pointing out hypocritical facts when the subject seems to be oblivious to.

The committee conducted a fiery but mostly peaceful conversation, surly they were considering the pleas of us the working class.

by Featherless_Bipod April 15, 2021

Blame Pence

A phrase to help people deal with their life problems by creating a scapegoat out of Pence.

Person 1: "My hamster died today :("
Person 2 (a blamer): "Dude, blame pence for it!"

by The Blamed One February 18, 2020