karl petter

karl petter means "a man with a big penis".

when someone see a man with a big penis they say: you are like karl petter!!

by mortymort October 28, 2013

perteet

Big Dick,Big Balls,Very Buff,Sexy,Athletic. But only if you have it as a last name. A Perteet is very secret about his life but tells his friends DIFFERENT and he is always happy but secretly depressed.

"Damn What are you a Perteet"?

by Luna G. xXx May 21, 2018

Pettersen scale

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide

"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"

by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008

petter ass

Someone who is sexually attracted to minors; a pedophile.

When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a petter ass.

by not mike ditka October 28, 2004

pettemo

A word comprised of punk, ghetto, and emo. This word is for people with many different styles concerning punk, ghetto, and emo.

Whoa look at those two girls Emma and Lauren with many different styles, they are so pettemo.

by LaurEmma July 24, 2006

tiger petter

Someone stupid enough to try to pet the tigers at the zoo.

Coined by The Daily Show's John Oliver in the latter days of the 2008 U.S. presidential campaign, to define a certain percentage of the electorate too stupid to have decided on a candidate yet.

That jackass who jumped into the polar bear pool in the Berlin Zoo was lucky to get out alive! That tiger petter should have been ripped to shreds.

by urbpan April 11, 2009

petteded

what you are after a pett has sex with you.

I got petteded last night

by anonymous May 13, 2005