J Peterman

From Seinfeld fame, Elaine's boss at the catalog company.

Everything that J Peterman said came out sounding like text from a "J Crew" catalog.

(amazing but in fact this company actually exists too....)

"People want things that are hard to find. Things that have romance, but a factual romance, about them."

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

peterman

the act of playing your freinds to get girls

1. Why are you trying to peterman my hoes bitch?

2. I thought Andy liked that chick first, why are u trying to pull the peterman on him?

by Philip Jackson August 14, 2006

Petertang

a monkey known to have giant scoopies and in love with bananas. native to cpzzz

god damn petertang, all you want to do is game on cod5

by deznts January 16, 2009

petering

Verb- When two or more people of the male gender engage in any sexual action.

I was petering Kevin last night.

by puffyflouse March 5, 2011

Peterman

When someone makes a bad decision just like Nathan peterman on the Buffalo Bills

That Nigga Nick just made a fucking Peterman

by Asian eyez October 16, 2018

petering

The act of creeping on adolescent females in an extremely intoxicated state, with the hope of success, however always doomed to failure.

i was petering in dandelion the other night, tried to mooch rachel gardiner 16 times. Just as well i got rejected im a terrible man for the whiskey dick if experience tells.

by the night stalker 3000 October 23, 2012

Peterman

The act of going off-topic during a conversation. It usually involves relaying memories and personal experiences to the listener. Based on the characted J. Peterman

She totally Petermaned that conversation.

by that'sbecausei'mawake March 27, 2011