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Pestulous

Pestulous -
Note: This term most often applies to kids and the perplexing things they do.
1. The act of being a real pest.
2. Considerably more annoying than usual.
Usage -
"You kids are being especially pestulous today."
by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 27, 2018
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Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.
Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011
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petty

1. making things, events, or actions normal people dismiss as trivial or insignificant into excuses to be upset, uncooperative, childish, or stubborn.

2. A person who habitually overreacts.

3. A person who is purposefully childish with the intent of illiciting a reaction (sometimes funny).

4. An immature over reaction in retaliation of an undesired outcome.
1. Susie is upset the teacher didn't call on her after answering three times in a row. She's petty.

2. I really don't feel like going over Xenobia's house today, you know shes mad petty.

3. She told me if I change the game I might have a chance so I turned the channel from Knicks to the PGA tour.

4. "Oooooooh so you want to stay out all night?" *changes locks on front door*
by Ch1ef July 20, 2016
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Petty

Marcus is being childish. #PettyMarcus
by Doesnt matter too me May 29, 2017
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Teacher's Pest

That guy who tries to be a teacher's pet, but every teacher hates him.
"Dude, did you see that fat kid try and suck up to the teacher?"

"Yeah, she basically said 'Go Away' to him. What a teacher's pest"
by OnlydjeKnow April 25, 2013
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petty

Me
I am petty
by pettyassbitch March 16, 2017
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Alex Pettyfer

Alex Pettyfer is an extremely sexy British actor, possibly the hottest male human being of his generation.
Friend: Hey, who was that sexy guy that played the main character in I Am Number Four?

Friend2: Alex Pettyfer. Isn't he totally hot??

Friend: YES *.*
by MyPseudonymIs November 6, 2012
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