by my reel nameing with a s April 16, 2021

the first imaginary subject of the urban dictionary used in the second box when defining words. can also act as a narrorator.
Person √-1: Person 1 walks into a room and sees King bach is famished and thinks of means to remedy his hunger. He finds that only ice cream can fix this hunger. King bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately, his friend (in a rather disappointed tone) says that king bach could get only a spoonful. Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon. This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would empty the entire quart of ice cream, leaving his friend with no ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. Why did king bach have that spoon with him in the first place? Did he know that his friend would retort only a spoonful when prompted for ice cream? Why bother carrying around a large spoon when you could have bought the ice cream for yourself? Why are you still reading this? The price of a spoon that big would have more than covered the price of a tub of ice cream. Why does king bach have to steal his friend's ice cream through a feat of semantics? It is not fair!
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that
by pseud0nym12470: the sequel May 21, 2025

The first person to ever exist. He died next to his partner Person 0, which got shot seconds later in the Great Person War, against the Anti-Persons.
Person 1: I saw Person 0
Person 2: what
Person 1: I also saw Person -1
Person 3: how did i get here but also what
Person 2: what
Person 1: I also saw Person -1
Person 3: how did i get here but also what
by thiscatisd September 13, 2022

The protagonist of Urban Dictionary. Usually accompanied by Person 2.
Person 1 does many things, from eating a fire hydrant to whacking his Slim Jim to Goku.
Person 1 does many things, from eating a fire hydrant to whacking his Slim Jim to Goku.
Person 1: I am the coolest person on Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: I have fucking Luigi syndrome
Person 1: Yes do you
Person 2: I have fucking Luigi syndrome
Person 1: Yes do you
by ImGuyford January 1, 2025

Hes like the main man of the storyline the defintion of “person 1” is someone whos either the dumb idiot in your urban dictionary story or the smart one here are 2 example below of person 1 either being smart or dumb
Person 1: DUDE YOUR SO STUPID U LIKE DUCKS?
Person 2: bruv who cares its called an opinion!
Or
Person 1: dude person 2 stop cringing and saying everyone is cringe for not playing fortnite
Person 2: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU YOU DUMB ASS HOLE DIE NI-
Person 2: bruv who cares its called an opinion!
Or
Person 1: dude person 2 stop cringing and saying everyone is cringe for not playing fortnite
Person 2: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU YOU DUMB ASS HOLE DIE NI-
by Goathreearningreat July 15, 2023

by ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ September 9, 2023

by anonymous March 12, 2025
