Peepee Poopoo Man

The Peepee Poopoo Man is a ragamuffin of despicable qualities. He slinks into your bedroom whilst you sleep, then he slips his long, beguiling fingernails into your anus. He then reaches up through your digestive track, into your mouth, grabs your tongue, then pulls back down, turning you inside out and making you lick your butthole in the process

That peepee poopoo man got to me last night... now I know what my bum tastes like.

by Urmomatool November 25, 2021

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Perpetual failure

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.

Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014

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Perpetual 25/8

Never-ending, infinity, on and on, for life infinite,

Your love for me is perpetual 25/8

by RopeSloper June 16, 2018

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Sleeper Peeper

A boner that arises at the moment when you are close to falling asleep, but becomes so uncomfortable that you must push back your sleep and instead focus on getting the boner flaccid. Typically one rids themselves of this type of erection by removing underwear or whatever they were sleeping in, and then not letting the peeper touch anywhere else, as that may keep the boner going. It may take awhile.

Dude 1: Yo man I got no sleep last night.
Dude 2: Damn that sucks. What happened?
Dude 1: Sleeper peeper bro. Shit didn't go away for hours.
Dude 2: I feel you dude.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX August 19, 2013

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