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Weed Purgatory

<Noun> A wretched state of mind stoners encounter when too high and their remote to the TV won't work; usually stuck on the worst infomercial ever made. These fools are too lazy to get up to change the channel and are thus, in a torturous place because they are forced to watch bad television.
Jay accidentally stepped on the remote so he and Miller were stuck watching Oxy Clean infomercials all night long. They were condemned to weed purgatory.
by Jamon26 August 6, 2008
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Purgatory

The tv show "supernatural" defines purgatory as a place where any supernatural creature goes after death
Vampires go to purgatory

Dean got blown to purgatory when killing a liviathan
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friend purgatory

A place for people who have requested to friend you on facebook. Instead of confirming or denying friendship you just leave them in friend purgatory.
I got faced by an old highschool buddy but I just left them in friend purgatory until I decide if they are friend worthy and can get into my friend heaven or deny them entry.
by onefractal December 8, 2009
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derogatory

A statement intended to damages the mind of another; a hurtful statement
Student 1 - Hey! Quit eating the twinkies fat-ass!

Student 2 runs off sobbing

Teacher, who saw everything, rushes over to student 1

Teacher - I will be reporting you to the disciplinarian!Derogatory statements like that are completely inappropriate in this instititution and anywhere else. Come with me immediately!
by Dictionaree November 8, 2005
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Purgatory

When your dick is a full extent but not yet hard
When I'm about to give a presentation in class my dick goes into purgatory .
by HanzWank January 5, 2019
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Purgatory

Can be used as an adjective to describe a weird or surreal experience. A situation described as Purgatory usually has a chaotic energy and makes you extremely uncomfy.
*walks into a Golden Corral at 2:10 am*
Me: Yo, this shit is Purgatory...
by wanna.be.werewolf August 6, 2019
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Stomach Purgatory

The state of your hunger level when you are not too hungry but not too full.
Jackie ate an entire Thanksgiving dinner but still claimed to be in stomach purgatory.
by SPicard May 7, 2018
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