dom perkins

one who is sexually frustrated and refuses to masturbate.

Lauren: dom go masturbate
Dom perkins: no just have sex with me

by Joe Stacked December 9, 2007

wyatt perkins

Wyatt Perkins is a name you recieve at birth if you have the potential to kick Chuck Norris's ass.

Chuck Norris is beating up that old lady. Call Wyatt Perkins!

by Michael Wadell November 3, 2013

vector perkins

vector perkins is an absolute unit from the first despicable me movie and is the creator of direction and magnitude. his catch phrase is "ooh yeahh ". he is most notable for his orange jumpsuit, stealing the pyramid of Giza and the moon.

hey have you heard of vector perkins. vector perkins is so hot . i want to cosplay as vector perkins

by Epic fortniter October 5, 2019

Pork Pies (also porkies)

Lies (Cockney rhyming slang)

The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

perkesets

Perkesets-usually prescribed from doctors to kill pain to an injury....but people abuse them by taking 3 to 4 and become dependant on them.

Last night i took 4 perkesets and i dont remember what happened after that

by sadfsadfmel February 3, 2007

Perkes

Perkes is a the grand last name to only a few in fact it is ranked at #54974 in the U.S. for popularity although at the rate they breed it will be much higher in a few generations.

Those Perkes are all related

by APerkes March 23, 2009

perkiest cheeks

what Olivia.A has

Morgan: You know who has the perkiest cheeks?
Olivia: who?
Morgan: You ;)

by mypussyiswettywetforolivia July 4, 2023