Periodontist

Guy that probably has roughly half the IQ of an oral surgeon, but likes to refer to him/herself as a 'surgeon' anyway..

Dentist that's still trying to nail the English language at the 5th grade level.

Gum gardeners...

Periodontists and douches are interchangable in the real world,

while it is insensitive to call an actual useful feminine product a periodontist (as most periodontist will probably never enter a woman multiple times in their lifetime, and women would indeed object to have a periodontist inserted willingly, if for namesake only), quite a few periodontist acknowledge their non-certified secondary title of ..'douche' and try ever so hard on a daily basis to keep the honor.

by EndoIce September 22, 2010

Periodbrain

When bitches be going crazy due to their menstrual cycle. Periodbrain may cause: irrational thoughts, spontaneous crying, extreme anger, random freak-outs, freak-outs over boys, the creation of unrealistic scenarios and just pure bitchiness.

My Periodbrain was so bad today I couldn't stop crying or punching things.

Dude your'e acting nuts! Do you have Periodbrain again?

by browneyedchick September 19, 2013

Perioding

Present tense of menstrual cycle known as period.

"Whats wrong with her?"

"Oh She must be perioding."

by Supposedlyworking July 2, 2009

Periododicphobia

The male fear of females when it's "that time".

Girl: "Why haven't you talked to me lately?! It's making me mad..."
Guy: "Sorry babe, I have periododicphobia."

by Keynon June 11, 2005

periodtay

When you happy and confident about something and nothing can stop it.

You know it for sure.

And thats just that on that....periodtay

by Zeebaby01 October 4, 2019

Persononaphobia

Fear of people invading your personal space.

Ashley has persononaphobia because she won't let me touch her.

by Pookieballs November 23, 2010

perionate

often to describe when a girl lives period blood on something

She perionated all over my forehead

by Alex Mumber March 1, 2008