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Selective Perfectionist

The name given to a person that chooses to complete random tasks to perfection, but lacks the ability to perfect or even attempt the other necessary tasks in life. A Selective Perfectionist has the full potential to do everything "just right" but chooses to waste all of their time perfecting something else when other things require attention. Also known as procrastinating.

See also: Selective hearing
Example one:
John: *In an over-enthusiastic voice* "I just spent 7 hours at work today organizing and perfecting some file drawers, I even re-color coded everything and put it in super-alphabetical order"

Diane: "Well that's great for you John, but have you done your laundry yet or taken out the garbage?"

John: "Uh, no."

Jane: "You're such a selective perfectionist. I want a divorce."

Example two:

Mom: "Jeffrey, have you cleaned up your room yet or packed for the Florida trip?"

Jeffrey: "Not jussst yet. See, I was playing Spore and I started creating my creature, then it needed wings, and I thought some horns would look pretty cool. Then I just had to give it some big eyes and razors for feet. And..."

Mom: "For f@#$ sake Jeffrey, you're 24. Put down the video game and turn your selective perfectionst attitude towards things that need your attention, like your room, or a SHOWER. I need a drink"
by itjustclicked May 8, 2010
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Perfectionist Paralysis

The inability to start on a project, assignment, essay or any creative task due to the fear of not getting it perfectly right.
Joe: You haven't started writing your paper yet?
Bob: Nope
Joe: Isn't it due tomorrow?
Bob: Yep.
Joe: I thought you went to the library and did your research, made your notes and wrote your outline.
Bob: I've got perfectionist paralysis.
by anthubc2010-perfectionist_par October 14, 2010
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Perfection

You<3
You're perfection <3
by artisdead. October 26, 2011
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Perspection

When a drunk guy at a bar tries to say perspective and perception at the same time.
It's all about perspection.
by Warkmilk October 20, 2009
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Perfectionship

A relationship between Jadis and Raudel that’s perfect
Our relationship is perfect = Perfectionship
by www.fatchochi.com May 24, 2022
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Preflection

The act of reflecting on something before it has happened. To decide on what will have happened by the end of the day, week, lesson etc. This is usually followed by an attempt to make the events live up to your preflection.
Useful if you have to submit a report to someone (a weekly reflection for instance).
On preflection, the afternoon went well. Most of my class understood what I was talking about.
by The Owser February 19, 2011
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Aesthetic Perfection

Not to be confused with the Myspace group which stole the name, Aesthetic Perfection is an electro/alternative musical project from Hollywood, CA.
That MySpace group Aesthetic Perfection just stole their name from that industrial band... Aesthetic Perfection
by Gummimann May 28, 2008
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