Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
by L0 July 14, 2008
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It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.
It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.
Fatty: Perez Hilton reported that Zac Efron is gay!
Fatty2: He wishes.
Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?
Fatty2: Toootally.
Fatty2: He wishes.
Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?
Fatty2: Toootally.
by BLTU March 8, 2009
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Person 1 being a total ass
Person 2 "You better shut up before you get perdued"
"Holy shit! That guy perdued the shit outa him!"
Person 2 "You better shut up before you get perdued"
"Holy shit! That guy perdued the shit outa him!"
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Get the perdouchebag mug.The criminal mastermind of "Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?" A movie featured in Strongbad Email Dangeresque 3. Basically Perducci wanted to kidnap Cutesy Buttons (played by marzipan). After Dangeresque finds out that he's hiding out in Instanbul, Perducci unleashes his secret weapon, Killingyouguy (played by Strongmad).
Dangeresque too - what do you know about Perducci?
STRONG SAD - Only that I am not one of his minions.
Dangeresque too - Well, thanks anyways. Move it along, hot tub!
Dangeresque - That stranger seemed to know a little bit too little about Perducci...
*Enter Perducci*
Perducci - What? Two Dangeresques? Well, they'll still be no match for my secret weapon! *enter Killingyouguy*
STRONG SAD - Only that I am not one of his minions.
Dangeresque too - Well, thanks anyways. Move it along, hot tub!
Dangeresque - That stranger seemed to know a little bit too little about Perducci...
*Enter Perducci*
Perducci - What? Two Dangeresques? Well, they'll still be no match for my secret weapon! *enter Killingyouguy*
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