Penile Knife

Use of a penis in love making to a woman during her period or by taking her virginity. Blood on the penis. Also known as Penis Knife.

(Singing) My Penile Knife...my Penile Knife... (Long Pause) I stabbed you with my Penile Knife.

by X_herb July 23, 2011

PENILE ECLIPSE

When your stomach grows so big that you can no more view your own penis.

"Man i have to control my beer belly or soon i'll be witnessing a penile eclipse!!!

by weirdweasel October 11, 2008

Pearly Penile Papules

A condition that some MEN and only Men possess. Often mistaken for Genetal Herpes or Genetal Warts. A ring of small bumps will be found around the corona of the penis head. Can also be found on the shaft of the Penis in groupings. Perfectly harmless. They are a random genetic condition that are NOT medically dangerous or Contageous. Perfectly normal condition that around 1/3 of men possess. The shortening is PPP.

"I noticed I had some small bumps on my penis, so I went to the doctor to have it checked out. He said it was Pearly Penile Papules. He said it was perfectly normal and there was nothing to worry about."

by Bofe1234 January 25, 2008

Penile Terrorism

The act of using ones Johnson to perform unspeakable acts on the unwilling, especially on means of transportation or during slumber.

Ivy: How was the trip?

Sofia: Good but dude, I fell asleep on the plane, and I was so afraid of penile terrorism because I sleep with my mouth wide open!

by hatetotravel145 June 19, 2010

Penile degloving

Two words that you never want to be seen used together. Ever.

I fear no man
but that thing (penile degloving)
it scares me....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 3, 2022

Penile Injunction

A formal command or mandate which requires the recipient to stop acting in a certain way. A Penile Injunction is usually served when someone is particularly annoying during a social situation.

Oli: Look at that group of Chikitie over there by the bus stop, I am going to try and get involved.

Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.

Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.

Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction

Oli: Dont do that you twat

Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.

by Mot241 June 25, 2009

penile colony

A place where straight male prisoners who have committed particularly heinous crimes are sent -- typical penile colonies are on distant islands and are primarily inhabited by F47707s who have also committed particularly heinous crimes.

The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.

Hey, didjya hear that Bernie in New Seattle hosed down all of those schoolchildren and got sentenced to life in a penile colony?

by Telephony June 29, 2013