peeoop

one day I had to rush to the bathroom. I knew I had to do both number one and number two and thought o myself..damn! I gotta peeoop. I laughed and realized I created a cool new,descriptive word. it's when you need to go to the restroom and poop and pee. so you peeoop. both pee and poop comes out.

1. geez! I gotta poop so bad and pee too! I have to peeoop.

2. sat on the toilet and pee and poop at the same time...I peeooped.

by bustybettyboop July 14, 2014

Penoose

A penis that is long enough to tie into a noose.

It's a penis, it's a noose, it's a fucking penoose.

by galaxypanda June 12, 2017

penophobic

uncontrollable fear of the penis

my wife is very penophobic

by Nick December 25, 2004

penoose

Another way of spelling "penis". This word is especially useful when some guy lets his Johnson "think" for him, and he gets in trouble as a result. It's like the guy put a noose around his own neck!!!

"Dang, that greasy dude should have known better than to have sex with that skank in the bathroom. He lost his job because he let his penoose think for him!"

by The Guvnah July 22, 2007

Peeooping

Peeing & pooing simultaneously.

I thought I just had to pee, but it turns out I ended up peeooping.

by Luciafer November 21, 2018

pernooperchewp

A term of affection for a small companion animal

Oh pernooperchewp, you’re so cute!

by hippogriffy December 9, 2020

Peeooped

Past tense for Peeoop, where you go pee and poop at the same time. Think of doing a number 1 and 2 together.

I just got peeooped and now I feel nice and empty.

by peeopedwillbeoxford August 10, 2021