penance

Thepunishment ( generally washing dishes ) Giving to the odious little cretin Mr Neil when he wet the bed by Peinchka Pete.

jackie 1"Neil has pissed the bed again"
jackie 2"Right that's it Penance"

smoke alarm noise
all jackies (screaching) "PENANCE ALARM PENANCE ALARM PENANCE ALARM"
jackie 3 " Neil if you don't get them fucking dishes done now Peinchka Pete is gonna dish out some reet chaps"

by Andy Chap March 2, 2004

penance

A quantity, a group containing 20,736 units, or a gross gross (144*144).

He made over a penance posts on torchthebridge.com

by Gato Guapo January 14, 2004

burrito penance

The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.

"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"

by Deome October 6, 2016

pre-penance

Penance performed prior to having committed a sin. This can apply to any difficult situation or task that can't be avoided.

Friend: "I'm so sorry you're having to go through this!"
Me: "I'm counting it as pre-penance for sins I plan to commit later."

by Squirrel Carousel November 16, 2023