penisface

having a penis where your face should be

"Hey do you know Matt?"
"Yeah isn't he the guy with a penisface?"

by Mike Byrd January 22, 2009

penisicillin

a shot of gizz from a guy to a girl when she is sick.

she needed a shot of his penisicillin to get better... =D

by Kayla Dawn September 26, 2005

penisface

Someone with a penis on their face.

Hey, penisface, there's a penis on your face!

by Hi I like to hurt people =D July 29, 2003

Penislicious

When a guy's penis is so delicious those ho's are all over it.

"Penislicious: Melts in your mouth and your hands."

by Call me bitch one more time December 20, 2008

Peniscentesis

The surgical process of removing excess fluid from ones penis

Because Richards viagra didn’t wear off, he had to go to the emergency room for a peniscentesis

by Eyepoker September 9, 2018

Penistricken

1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.

1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.

by The Penistriker February 2, 2010

penisface

Someone with a big nose or someone you really hate.

Dude, that kid is such a penisface.

by fucker April 23, 2003