peniphilism

A homosexual love of one's own penis.

Swatti's gay friends practice peniphilism.

by swatti October 27, 2008

pediaphile

One who suffers from a twisted, perverse love of wiki collaborations. Pinko commies argue that pediaphilia is a mental illness, but it is in fact an intentional, degenerate sin against the Holy Corporation. Contrary to popular opinion, it can affect both men and women, young or old. Signs of pediaphilia include excessive time spent on the Internet, interest in learning, improved writing skills, participation in non-profit activities, and the compulsize need to place brackets around major concepts. Pediaphiles tend to congregate online in places such as Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and Urban Dictionary.

Should you suspect that a loved one is a pediaphile, you must immediately destroy that person's computer and rush him or her to the nearest Walmart. Demonstrate to that person the joy of materialism and capitalism by buying as many items as you can afford. Avoid buying any computers, as they may result in a relapse of the sickness. Be sure to reinforce the concept that all human interactions should involve greed, as we are taught by the Corporation.

The only things on the Internet are viruses, porn, copyright infringement, and pediaphiles. Congress should pass a law against it.

by Eidako July 21, 2008

peniphilia

A strong positive emotional view towards, or positive emotion caused by the male penis. Can occur in either sex.

Tom: "I have never seen this many female sex toys in my life!"
Janet: "Yeah, I have a pretty bad case of peniphilia."

by lsc9x August 22, 2011

penisphilliac

a lover of the penis

You are a penisphilliac

by the knee grow January 20, 2017

penisophile

someone who really likes penis

micheal jackson: I love penis

obama: me too micheal jackson
johnny sins: you guys are penisophiles
michael jackson: hehe

by butt in my penis May 13, 2023

penishole

A cockpit ala. the cockpit of an aircraft.

Penis = cock
hole = pit

Hey, let's go to the penishole and see if the captain put a whoopie cushion in the copilot's seat.

by Telephony2 July 27, 2023

juicy nice nigger penishole

A simple easy recipe for the penis oven 3000 the nice juicy nice nigger penishole!!
The taste of the sweet cum drizzling down your mouth filling the cum form the insides of the nigger penishole into you causing you to have q sweet reaction saying d
"daddy put it in further uhoh

"hey John wanna make a juicy nice nigger penishole?
"sure I love to the nigger cock will taste delightful

by Isuckpussy🍼 August 4, 2023