peniscaust

When 3+ men are in a room annihilating a women with there penis

"holy shit its a peniscaust!"

by BigPenis12321321 February 18, 2022

Tonsil Penisitis

An acute rash-like disease brought on by severe rubbing of a man's (or transexual person's) penis on another person's tonsils (Whores, and Gay Men, are most commonly diagnosed).

Investigator: How did the victim die?
Doctor: The victim died of a severe case of Tonsil Penisitis.
Investigator: That's fucked up.
Doctor: Yes, the people who get it generally are.

by MR>CROW October 2, 2009

penisitis

a person bound by their genitals

by the hore October 24, 2003

peniscus

The fat above the penis/ vagina and below the "fat ridge" located directly above your the belt. Often times people with a peniscus must set their bloated carcass ass on the toilet seat and hope they situated themselves in such a manner that their shit and other excriment rolls down their fat creases and into the toilet instead of all over the floor or themselves. The only action left is to hop in the shower.

Oh my god! my peniscus just put my shit all over the floor! Damnit! Help! for the love of god someone clean up my shit!

by ajgamerguy July 12, 2007

PenisMusic

A genre of music, not to be confused with "cock rock" or "chin music". Penis music is played by only the most cracked out individuals and sounds similar to "aaawwwwggghhhhttytytytuuwww"

"Damn thats some fire PenisMusic brother, might i add you have a phat cock"

by LennieFinch March 22, 2020

penisitis

rare but common disorder in which one must always use sometimes two contradictory ideas

penisitis got you down?

by Bradleyfive April 20, 2008

penisitis

Any festy looking peenie, unwashed or smelly peenie, peenie with cheese, male STD, secretions from the peenie, pimples on or near the peenie, or even just a really embarrassingly small peenie can be said as having penisitis.
*Please note, if a wang gets penisitis, it is then classed as being a peenie, not a wang* (Please refer to PEENIE)

"Oh my God!! Have you seen Andrew's cock? He has a nasty case of penisitis!!"
"Dude, you might wanna go see a doctor about that, it looks like you got penisitis"

by Vag hater May 8, 2008