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Penisburrito

A penisburrito is a rare magical item. Oftentimes rainbow colored, it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. This is the best definition that can be given as a penisburrito is simply too glorious to define in words.
(1) "Hey, what're we havin' for dinner Momma?" "RAINBOW PENISBURRITOS!!!" "Waahoooo!! RAINBOW PENISBURRITOS!! Lemme go get Sause -su-gay Momma!"
by zabobinator July 2, 2010
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Penisfart

1: An expulsion of air released by the penis.
2: A reference to someone that will never make it in the real world, or is too much of a pussy to get shit done. This originates from the fact that "penisfarts" never happen.
Tice: Yo whats up with Morgan? He's been failing all his tests and he never goes out anymore.
Dylan: Yeah I heard he's been a real penisfart recently. He needs to step his game up.
Tice: True, true.
by DPollydaWeasel October 6, 2011
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penisbutt

Generic insult. Doesn't usually mean anything sexual, regardless of the name.
Popular in grade-schools.
You told on us? You penisbutt.
by bucketmouse September 11, 2003
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Penisaurus

A penisaurus is a dinosaur that is shaped like a penis, has a big penis, and acts like a penis
"You are such a fucking penisaurus, eat my shit dog"
by NiggerGid January 19, 2018
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penisburrito

A penisburrito is a rare magical item. It is often rainbow colored and it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. A penisburrito is hard to define as it is too glorious to put into words.
Hey Momma?" "Yes Billy Bob?" "Whut're we havin' for dinner Momma?" "RAINBOW PENISBURRITO !!!" "WAHOOOOOO!! THANK YOU MOMMA! IMMA GO GET SAUCE-SU-GAY!!!
by poochi-zabob-poo July 5, 2010
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Penisaurus Erectus

A very large erect penis, resembling that of a dinosaur.
"Wow babe, you made me so hard. Look its a Penisaurus Erectus."
by Boner Johnson December 2, 2007
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Penisaurus

Meaning a very largely,ungodly,inhumane oversized penis.
ohh myyy god! screamed the whore,your penisaurus is so huge, im gonna give you a freebee tonight
by Djay December 14, 2002
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