Penislicious

When a guy's penis is so delicious those ho's are all over it.

"Penislicious: Melts in your mouth and your hands."

by Call me bitch one more time December 20, 2008

Penisdillyfuck

A person that has no idea that there constant gay sex with their elderly uncle is breaking up our friendship.

Bob is a real penisdillyfuck, I can't get his cock out of Mr. Henderson.

by Jackmo December 4, 2003

penispack

a bag in which you keep your penis.

I keep my dick in my penispack so tat it doesnt get dirty.

by Pabs S. December 31, 2008

Penistricken

1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.

1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.

by The Penistriker February 2, 2010

Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.

I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.

by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015

peniscockle

When someone like yourself decides to look up stupid words on a fucking fake dictionary, gj douche. Gj.

The person who typed "peniscockle" into the box must enjoy eating peniscockle.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009