Good Penis Day

A day when your penis is larger and floppier than normal.

Once Barry realized he was having a good penis day, nothing could get him down.

by jbarryd October 27, 2016

Itchy penis disease

Itchy penis disease is a severe thing that happens whenever you dip your ding a ling in melted chocolate and then put it in a Bootyhole that has been coated extra thick with peanutbutter. Then the girl eats the peanutbutter and chocolate off of you.

I totally got itchy penis disease last night.

by Bloody nutsacks April 25, 2020

Penis Drawer

Somebody who has a strange obsession with drawing penises.

Amber Fucking Snyder is a penis drawer.

by Desi And Ashley January 4, 2009

Penis duel

A duel between two men in which both participants attack each other with their erect penises in jabbing or swiping motions. style points are awarded for maneuvers such as swiping your opponent off their feet or ejaculating on his face.

I demand satisfaction! I challenge you to a penis duel!

by InoxFY January 3, 2010

National Penis Day

In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in a formation so as to form a giant penis. Lots of chicks and dirty old men go.

James: "Hey Luke, lets go to The Square to see your mum"
Luke: "What do you mea... HEY!!"

by Poon-Master Phoenix September 4, 2003

penis destroyer

a girl who is chased by guys, and rejects them completly

or a girl who has hardcore sex and completly destroys the guys penis

hilda:"omg liz your such a penis destroyer"

liz: "i know we were like complete horndogs

by homeskillet 1 December 19, 2008

penis diaper

Condom.

Me: Hey babe, do you want me to pick up some penis diapers?

Her: What the fuck is that?

Me: You know... Condoms.

by Rafael8 January 16, 2018