A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.
That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!
by Office Barnacle March 7, 2013
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When penguins defecate, the resulting substance is penguin shit. Often used when you're super pissed.
When penguins defecate, the resulting substance is penguin shit. Often used when you're super pissed.
Please, help yourself to Shrimp and Penguin shit.
Sally looked like penguin shit with those damn overalls on
Id rather eat penguin shit than touch your rediculous lumpy vagina.
Sally looked like penguin shit with those damn overalls on
Id rather eat penguin shit than touch your rediculous lumpy vagina.
by Jonny jewsalot March 2, 2004
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I'm so horney for you I'm gonna do you penguin style from the door to the bed and I'm not planning on taking my shoes off.
by GeezusJizz August 8, 2016
Get the Penguin Style mug.Hey dude I just finished watching a movie with my parents and grandparents!
What did you watch?
club penguin sex!
What did you watch?
club penguin sex!
by TheRadRabbidRabbit July 9, 2021
Get the club penguin sex mug.When one's pants are dropped so low (usually from something called "sagging") that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.
What would really give a full effect to this term is if one is using this "penguin swag" and is wearing a black/white shirt, black/white pants, and a nice yellow hat.
What would really give a full effect to this term is if one is using this "penguin swag" and is wearing a black/white shirt, black/white pants, and a nice yellow hat.
*Bob drops pants to his ankles and attempts to walk*
Bob: Dude check out my penguin swag!"
Billy: *smh*
Bob: Dude check out my penguin swag!"
Billy: *smh*
by CBBeast_D1121 November 10, 2010
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