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Death By Penders

An irrational fear you get where you refuse to watch/play/read a piece of media over an abstract fear despite hearing you might like it. Named after infamous artist Ken Penders.
he doesn't want to watch Sonic SatAM because he has a fear of Death By Penders
by StarHogs January 4, 2025
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pender

Pronunciation: /ˈpendər/
Definition:
1. A device designed to support vestures or objects securely suspended.
2. A hook (uncul) or bar used for suspending garments or items.
3. An implement for hanging clothes neatly in closets or wardrobes.
4. A device utilized for securing items vertically or horizontally.

Significance:
• It defines a fixture for suspending objects.
• It emphasizes organizational storage.
• It identifies domestic utilities.
• It avoids technical jargon.
• It simplifies descriptions of closet essentials.
• It improves clarity in furnishings or organization.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "hanger".
Singular noun: pender
Plural noun: penders
Examples:
• "Closet organizers use penders to optimize space."
• "Tailors prefer ligneous penders to expensive suits."
• "Hotels equip guestrooms with stylish penders."
• "Fashionistas invest in designer penders."
• "Laundry services utilize industrial-grade penders."
by Dmitrio August 5, 2025
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Pendering

(When deficating) The act of using one’s own hands to clean the buttocks instead of traditional hygiene products.
Man look at Tom’s hands! He’s definitely been pendering it.
by Blitzkho November 7, 2025
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Pendering

(When deficating) The act of using one’s own hand to cleanse the buttocks instead of traditional hygiene materials.
Man, look at Tom’s hands! He’s definitely been pendering.
by Blitzkho November 7, 2025
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Pender 《¤》 Pender

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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ken penders

a really weird guy who took control of the sonic comic and kept adding echidna OCs to it before they were all killed off when he got booted off
guy 1: "did you hear about ken penders?"
guy 2: "yeah, i did. he made truly the worst era of the sonic comic."
by Wrennethy March 19, 2024
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