acronym for the Pennsylvania Department Of Transportation, a state-run organization where workers take 5 years to complete a job that should take 6 weeks
by Nasty Nate October 2, 2003
Get the PennDOT mug.Portuguese diving merchant who demands penalties and freekicks even though he has scored 2 free kicks since 2018 and likes to flop around whenever he's nudged like a fish on shore, has no actual dribbling ability apart from needing to do 5 skills to get past 1 player and is known for fucking up teams once he leaves as his ego is so massive he forces managers to build teams around him.
A fan has experienced meeting Penaldo in a cemetery, this was his story.
"I was walking in a cemetery visiting my dead grandma where I see him, UDINESE MAN! BETTER KNOWN AS PENALDO! HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME AND I WAS FILLED WITH SHOCK, TERROR AND FEAR. UNTIL I REMEMBERED! I WATCHED A VIDEO ON HOW TO REPEL HIM. I SCREAMED "BIG GAME" AND HE DISAPPEARED! SHAME ON YOU PENALDO!"
A fan has experienced meeting Penaldo in a cemetery, this was his story.
"I was walking in a cemetery visiting my dead grandma where I see him, UDINESE MAN! BETTER KNOWN AS PENALDO! HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME AND I WAS FILLED WITH SHOCK, TERROR AND FEAR. UNTIL I REMEMBERED! I WATCHED A VIDEO ON HOW TO REPEL HIM. I SCREAMED "BIG GAME" AND HE DISAPPEARED! SHAME ON YOU PENALDO!"
PERSON 1: YO HAVE YA SEEN PENALDO?
PERSON 2: DIDN'T SEE HIM ANY OF THE GAMES VS LIVERPOOL, IT WAS LIKE HE WAS A GHOST!
PERSON 1: MESSI CLEAR!
PERSON 2: I AGREE
PERSON 2: DIDN'T SEE HIM ANY OF THE GAMES VS LIVERPOOL, IT WAS LIKE HE WAS A GHOST!
PERSON 1: MESSI CLEAR!
PERSON 2: I AGREE
by ivannnn23 May 14, 2022
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(noun).
Kids below 12 years of age who should stick to Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon, has rarely or even never watch football games at all, but dare to make bold claims such as : Copa America is an easy competition, Nations League is as competitive as UCL because it is played in Europe, Ballon d'or is media award and Dubai Globesoccer Award is much better, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and their favorite one : Ligue 1 is a farmer league unlike EPL (even when Haaland score 20 goals for fun this season and City has won 4 titles in the last 5 years).
They have a bad hobby of flooding the internet with fake stats, fake quotes and false claims in favor of their GOAT, The Lithuania Slayer, The Rejection King, The Bench God, The one and only Cristiano Ronaldo (AKA Penaldo), while in the same time trolling the actual football GOAT, Lionel Messi (also known as LM10, LM30 or LM7).
Just like their idol (who is a part time joker), they have serious talent to be a stand up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
The only good thing is that the world would be a much quieter place without them.
Example in sentence :
Kids below 12 years of age who should stick to Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon, has rarely or even never watch football games at all, but dare to make bold claims such as : Copa America is an easy competition, Nations League is as competitive as UCL because it is played in Europe, Ballon d'or is media award and Dubai Globesoccer Award is much better, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and their favorite one : Ligue 1 is a farmer league unlike EPL (even when Haaland score 20 goals for fun this season and City has won 4 titles in the last 5 years).
They have a bad hobby of flooding the internet with fake stats, fake quotes and false claims in favor of their GOAT, The Lithuania Slayer, The Rejection King, The Bench God, The one and only Cristiano Ronaldo (AKA Penaldo), while in the same time trolling the actual football GOAT, Lionel Messi (also known as LM10, LM30 or LM7).
Just like their idol (who is a part time joker), they have serious talent to be a stand up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
The only good thing is that the world would be a much quieter place without them.
Example in sentence :
"Dad, can you tell me what brain is?
No idea son, we are penaldogs"
"Dad, Messi has the most Ballon d'or, the most European Golden Boot, the most Playmaker award, why do we troll him?
Don't question that son. We are penaldogs, it is what we do."
No idea son, we are penaldogs"
"Dad, Messi has the most Ballon d'or, the most European Golden Boot, the most Playmaker award, why do we troll him?
Don't question that son. We are penaldogs, it is what we do."
by Theuselesstapinmasterpenaldo October 17, 2022
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A statpadder from Juventus known for his diving and penalty scoring skills, Cristiano Penaldo.
he's unbelievably overrated for scoring penalties.
he's unbelievably overrated for scoring penalties.
by Lithuania man February 26, 2021
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"estoy piñado con una canción"
"las cuaguamas me tienen piñado"
"estoy piñado con una canción"
"las cuaguamas me tienen piñado"
by Gullywood Productions July 18, 2018
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His favorite clubs are benevento, crotone,lithuana, genoa etc.
His favorite clubs are benevento, crotone,lithuana, genoa etc.
Someone who doesn't take part in a group assignment but celebrates the most when your group is awarded
Eg. He's the lord penaldo of our group
Eg. He's the lord penaldo of our group
by K77777kkk May 2, 2021
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