Pedosexual

Creeps who say theyre LGBTQ+ as an excuse to commit pedophillia

Jim: I identify as a a Pedosexual

Tom: Well heck you then.

by SrSleepy August 4, 2018

Pedosexual

A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.

Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Pellster

Someone who takes really tiny dabs, or "baby dabs"

That guy is such a pellster, look at how small that dab is

by LensJiren August 17, 2021

Pedosexual

Nasty people who try to squirm their way into the LGBTQIA+ community by claiming that pedophilia is a sexuality.

"Tony said he's pedosexual" "That's 1) invalid and 2) disgusting"

by wow.platy July 27, 2018

pedosexual

being sexually attracted to an underaged person

Bill: I think I’m pedosexual
Edna: what the fuck

by ile June 17, 2018

Pedosexuality

Something that is used by pedophiles to try and be protected by the umbrella of the LGBT community. It is not, and will never be, a sexuality. It's just a word that sounds less harsh than pedophile and is used in an attempt to hide the fact that it is illegal.

Oh my god, i can't believe john is really trying to say he identifies with pedosexuality.

I know, right? He's so disgusting.

by xX.Rawr.Xx May 27, 2020

Pedosaurus Rex

A Pedophile of near unreachable levels of pedophilia who like to stalk his or her prey in school changing rooms and playgrounds. They are solitary creatures who hunt alone and seek out unsuspecting children of the neighbourhood.

(A little girl walks alone through a park)
Man 1: Hey look at that little girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Man 2: Yeah i kno.....HOLY SHIT A PEDOSAURUS REX!!! RUN LITTLE GIRL, RUN!!!!!!!!!!

by jimmytwinkletoes October 7, 2010