Pilching

the act of noncing on younger children, coming from our lord an saviour Clive Pilcher

"hes talking to 13 year olds"
"woah, hes pilching on them"

by Dani_tommosavocadoes January 9, 2023

perching

The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.

Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.

Guy 2: Gross man.

by mmalone July 13, 2009

Pulching

The sexual act of fisting the anus until it is wide and deep enough for you to fill with the 3 dominant ingredients to trifle. Jam, custard and sponge.

The 'pulcher' then commits to anal sex with the 'pulchee', and causing the ingredients to mix into a tasty treat.

The 'pulcher' then consumes the mixture through a combination of excretion and felching.

Dude A: "Man, my girlfriend wants to try pulching."

Dude B: "LAWL!!111ooneone!! Hope you like trifle.. /smirk"

by TeamPwnz0r August 2, 2008

pilching

Some asshole got my definition erased, which I think is a real stuffed-cunt thing to do.

Pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you.

The pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic fucking life he really leads. So fuck you morons who would have my definition erased, you can all eat my bloody yeasty cunt!

- Naima Ondaatje

I pilched the wrinkly perverted bastard and his tiny purple-headed warrior vomited its salty VDs at me!

by Naima Ondaatje June 26, 2004

Perching

1. Acting alert in an office setting to avoid getting more work or to seem busy to others.

2. Wasting time at work while resting hands on keyboard to look busy.

"Thank God it's Friday. I've been perching at my desk all afternoon waiting for 4 o'clock."

by Pirate Fish June 4, 2009

Peaching

When a person tucks in the front of their shirt but not the back. Works better with an orange shirt and a fat person

Look at that kid, he is peaching like a bitch

by ericdennis November 23, 2009

Perching

The act of sitting upon the bar of a school desk rather than the seat itself. Normally one's excuse for this is because "they like to be above everybody else".

"Yo, that girl is perching so hard"
"Yeah, she looks like an owl"

by Tanner11 October 14, 2011