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March of the penguins

The process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.
March of the penguins is the process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and waddling in a penguin like fashion, to enable you to clean up after masturbating.
by Rapscalion65 March 12, 2010
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march of the penguins

The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.
“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”

“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
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Macaroni Penguins

Macaroni Penguins

These distinctive looking birds aren't particularly special in the sense that almost 90% of all birds tend to be monogamous in nature. But Macaroni penguins ARE special for the way they mate. They live in massive colonies with thousands of birds. Once they find their mate, they return to that mate for the rest of their lives even if they spend the rest of the year apart from each other. Reunions between mates are often filled with excitement and overt displays of affection.
by UnfinishedBook April 11, 2022
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Word Sauce Mc Dope Penguins

Used as a term of acknowledgement or agreement. Can be used to substitute the words "okay" or "yeah".
Grant: Meet me at the library, I'll be there soon.
Adam: Word sauce mc dope penguins.
by WhoopWhoopWhoopWhooooop June 22, 2011
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Weaponized Assault penguins

A war penguin that will shit all over you if agitated
"James fought three weaponized Assault penguins and they found his body covered in poop.
by MR. THICC October 21, 2020
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it's colder than a penguins bollock

cold 2day int it mate

yer it's colder than a penguins bollock
by wingfield gangsta December 9, 2008
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penguins

The all time greatest NHL team that plays in Pittsburgh. Mario Lemieux is the captain, owns, and plays for the Pens.
Two time, back to back Stanley Cup champions in 1991 & 1992.
by CJ Henry April 1, 2004
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