messy peepers

when somebody's eyes are abit dodgy and have a tendency to wander off when your talking to them

"dude im over here, thats a fucking tree, you need to get those messy peepers sorted man!"

by MadmanJ June 6, 2009

any peepers?

when you do something embarrassing and feel someone is watching so you look around for any peepers-people watching you-and try to act as normal as possible.

any peepers?:

when your alone and try to act sexy or something and do a little twerk and feel someone watching and look around to see and you try to act normal from then on.

by marsley1818 February 13, 2017

Tweaker Peepers

Dilated pupils. Usually caused by meth or other amphetamine use.

You can tell John’s high. He’s got tweaker peepers. You could serve dinner on those things.

by DonFereckison100 December 7, 2020

fluffing mr. peepers

usin da penis pump to improve you self-esteem.

Jr. is havin a guest so he wants to start fluffing mr. peepers.

by M.B. June 2, 2003

pooping peepers

Your eyes when your hair is dark and they stick out.

Oh wow she has some pooping peepers!

by notfoyotono October 18, 2012

Lil Peepers

Teenagers doing a lot of drugs and alcohol and getting depressed

Dude lets be Lil Peepers tonight

by KKKhandles October 3, 2018

Commander Peepers

when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.

“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”

by Muffinbuzzard June 14, 2024