messy peepers

when somebody's eyes are abit dodgy and have a tendency to wander off when your talking to them

"dude im over here, thats a fucking tree, you need to get those messy peepers sorted man!"

messy peepers by MadmanJ June 6, 2009

any peepers? 

when you do something embarrassing and feel someone is watching so you look around for any peepers-people watching you-and try to act as normal as possible.

any peepers?:

when your alone and try to act sexy or something and do a little twerk and feel someone watching and look around to see and you try to act normal from then on.

any peepers? by marsley1818 February 13, 2017

Tweaker Peepers 

Dilated pupils. Usually caused by meth or other amphetamine use.

You can tell John’s high. He’s got tweaker peepers. You could serve dinner on those things.

Tweaker Peepers by DonFereckison100 December 7, 2020

fluffing mr. peepers 

usin da penis pump to improve you self-esteem.

Jr. is havin a guest so he wants to start fluffing mr. peepers.

fluffing mr. peepers by M.B. June 2, 2003

pooping peepers 

Your eyes when your hair is dark and they stick out.

Oh wow she has some pooping peepers!

pooping peepers by notfoyotono October 18, 2012

Lil Peepers 

Teenagers doing a lot of drugs and alcohol and getting depressed

Dude lets be Lil Peepers tonight

Lil Peepers by KKKhandles October 3, 2018

Commander Peepers 

when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.

“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”

Commander Peepers by Muffinbuzzard June 14, 2024