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Pornosaurus

An old, outdated and therefore enormous computer reserved only for porn. This phenomena generally occurs because one does not wish to soil their new computer with viruses, embarrassing history, and jizz.
Hey why is the touchpad on Matt's old computer covered with like old honey or someth... oh wait... fucking pornosaurus...
by Im not giving my real fucking December 3, 2013
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Penisaurus

Meaning a very largely,ungodly,inhumane oversized penis.
ohh myyy god! screamed the whore,your penisaurus is so huge, im gonna give you a freebee tonight
by Djay December 14, 2002
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pianosaurus

The old pianist who has played at the hotel for forty years. Last new song he added to repertoire was in 1948, about the last time he purchased a new tuxedo.
"I thought that pianosaurus was extinct!" "Can't be! The hotel brochure says "Live Music Nightly.""
by Voltboy May 17, 2006
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Paedosaurus

A strange specimen of a man who resembles a dinosaur & performs socially unacceptable acts of a perverted nature to the Jurassic theme tune.
Person 1: did u know that guy fingered a dog whilst playing the Jurassic park music?

Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man
by Jurassic theme tune lover September 29, 2012
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peadosaurus

A form of dinosaur decended from the tryannosaurus that sexually abused baby dinosaurs and then killed and ate them afterwards.
Peadosaurus: RARRRRRR*oooh baby dinosaur...sexytime*

Baby dinosaur: GRRAAH*oh no....rapeytime*
by ermmmm May 12, 2007
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peenosaur

A "peenosaur" can be many things.
These include, but are not limited to:

A penis
A dinosaur with a neck and head resembling a big peen
Peenosaur peen dinosaur
by The Peenosaurus September 21, 2013
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Pegosaurus

Pegosaurus, a combination of "peg" and "stegosaurus".

A sexual act where dildos are attached to the back a person and other participants pleasure themselves on these dildoes.
"Hey, did you see Jessica and Ben ride the Pegosaurus yesterday?"
by Dinoboy6969 February 11, 2021
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