pedobear

1: a name for a pedophile

2: a super hero bear the protects the world from evil pedophiles!

1: that creep looks like a pedobear

2: "mom i was saved by the pedobear!"

"stop telling lies and go do your homework"

by CrazySkittles! November 13, 2009

Pedobear

An animated bear who seems to like the activity of raping little children.

Man: did you see that pedobear meme yesterday?
Another man: that son of a bitch creeps me the hell out.

by Unknown to life March 04, 2019

pedobear

a person who likes bears/young girls
somehow shaped in bear form. not really.

*phone rings*
jeffrey: is KC callin you?
joanna: yeah, he's such a pedobear.

by jananerz April 05, 2009

Pedobear Approves

A hilarious way to announce that you like something.

1) Mom: Dinner!

???: Golly gee, what's for eats, mommy?

Mom: A dead little girl!

???: Pedobear Approves! :D

2) ???: Hey, little girl! Why don't you come in my van?

Girl: Why?

???: I bought a bunch of candy, but I don't think I can finish it! Can you help me?

Girl: Okay! :D *Gets in van*

???: Pedobear Approves! *Slams and locks door*

by AnalPenetrationByForce July 22, 2011

Pedobear Approves

1) A great thing to shout when you like something

2) A grat thing to text when you are sexting

-Referring to the infamous Pedobear

1) Pedophile: Get in my van, little girl! I have canddyyy!

Little Girl: Okay!

Pedophile: Pedobear Approves! :D

2) Pedophile: What are you wearing?

Teenager: nothing im so wet right now

Pedophile: Pedobear Approves! :D

by Mister Fucker July 23, 2011

Angry Pedobear

Basically, the Angry Teddybear under 18 version.

Ralf: Dude, I gave your daughter the angry pedobear last night.
Bill: What the fuck? Shes 5.

by Your alcoholic father. April 04, 2010

Pedobear syndrome

Growing a beard and being in close proximity of people younger than you.

Person 1: What's up with Owen?
Person 2: Errgh.. the weird old guy with the beard in our year?
Person 1: Ya, has he got like pedobear syndrome.
Person 3: I heard he's got secondyearaphobia.

by Jackkie92 October 18, 2011