pedopeter

what the fuck is happening

holy shit i just checked #pedopeter on twitter.
this week is fucking nuts for politics

by KayvK July 10, 2022

Pedodar

A pedophile's ability to inherently detect children around him.

"Dude, he's got a freakin' sixth sense for finding little girls."
"It's that pedodar, man."

by The Towel April 4, 2009

podater

One who is dating someone in their "COVID-19 pod".

"Hey, I'm a podater now! I'm dating Becky, whom I've been "podding" with since COVID-19 started."

by TheGrossMan August 31, 2020

PedoPatrol

PoluceOfficer.

PedoPatrol goes Ramped.

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 6, 2020

PedoCATOR

An academic teacher/educator who sexually prays on their young students.

Student 1: dude, I have a feeling our hot math teacher is a pedocator! She’s always texting me late in the hours about random bs.

Student 2: what’s a pedocator?

Student 1: An educator who’s a pedophile. Combine the words and you get “Pedocator…” get it?

Student 2: Good luck getting that one to stick….

Student 1: Eh, I try…

Student 2: Bruh, you should totally text her a dick pic to find out, it’s exam week!!!

Student 1: *contemplating* hmmmm…

/1 month later/

NEWS ANCHOR: “WE HAVE DEVELOPING NEWS HERE AT FOX 11”

by TLoUP1 Pons June 30, 2025

PedoCATOR

An academic teacher/educator who prays on their young students.

Student 1: dude, I have a feeling our hot math teacher is a pedocator! She’s always texting me late in the hours about random bs.

Student 2: what’s a pedocator?

Student 1: An educator who’s a pedophile. Combine the two words and you get “Pedocator…” get it?

Student 2: Good luck getting that one to stick….

Student 1: Eh, I try…

Student 2: Bruh, you should totally text her a dick pic to find out, it’s exam week!!!

Student 1: *contemplating* hmmmm…

/1 month later/

NEWS ANCHOR: “WE HAVE DEVELOPING NEWS HERE AT FOX 11”

by TLoUP1 Pons June 30, 2025