Granola Crunching Pacifist

A Granola Crunching Pacifist is a fancy term for “Hippie”

That guy is definitely a Granola Crunching Pacifist

by SNOWXILLA August 31, 2020

Pacifist

Someone with the nutty idea that killing people is wrong.

Martin Luther King Jr. and Albert Einstein are two notable pacifists

by lukeg69 June 8, 2016

Pacifist

Autistic retards who think war is unjustifiable. Thinks soldiers are terminators and never does any research into causes of war. Also hates cadets and any similar youth organisations, even thought they teach valuable life skills.

Pacifist: I hate military people, they are killing machines
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP, THOSE PEOPLE DIE OUT THERE TO KEEP YOU SAVE SO YOU COULD SIT HERE ON YOUR LAZY ARSE AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM

by DabBoy October 14, 2018

pacifist

A brotha who believes that even playa-hatin' nations shouldn't have caps busted in they asses.

David Seal

by Louie G April 1, 2003

Pacifisticuff

a punch with the fist from a person claiming to be a pacifist.

I was ready to fight that coward but he said he didn't believe in fighting. I turned around and he threw down pacifisticuffs while I wasn't looking.

by Wet Shrub December 9, 2008

Pacifism

The belief that doing absolutely nothing will somehow stop violence.

Pacifism makes no sense because somewhere, someone else will refuse to be pacifist.

Man 1: "Oh my god that guy is killing his own people!"

Man 2: "Let's have tea with him."

Man 1: "But he's killing everyone, he'll kill you!"

Man 2: "Let's have tea with him."

by The Little Carrot Who Could March 7, 2016

pacifist

Something that is good to be sometimes; stupid to be ALL the time.

Pacifists are peaceful, but some are naive enough to believe that everyone they try to help share their views and will NOT kill them. (Remember Somalia?)

by LAWL May 1, 2004