Patty cagney the beast

Bruh this kids legit the coolest dude ever, not to mention attractive, hes a KING at baseball, so so smart, talented, and strong, anyone would kill to have a patty cagney in their life

Yo whos that?
Thats patty cagney the beast! Isnt he just mind boggling?! What a guyyyy

by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

batty patty

When someone is so fucked in the head that they have minced beef meat inserted in their arsehole while shitting it out into a sizzling pan before serving it to a customer.

Rory: Ah man, I just got fired from Burger Palace
Victoria: Really? Why?
Rory: I got caught serving a batty patty to an annoying customer
Victoria: *Sigh* Not again....
Liam: Ah that's turned me on, I would have loved that for lunch

by guddleate44 November 8, 2019

Cincinnati beef patty

1. The amorphous putty-like shit that sometimes accompanies Natty Splatties.

2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.

1. Johnson felt like splurging this weekend. He passed up his usual PBR and Beast Ice and indulged in some high quality Natural Light. After drinking about 30 he passed out next to Tami-Lynn. Upon waking the next morning he felt a rampage in his bowels. Instead of running to the toilet (it was too far) he proceed to turn on his windows 98 & webcam and leave a fresh Cincinnati beef patty on Tami-Lynn's chest. She was pleased. They then sold the cinematic masterpiece to RedTube for about $30, where the video still remains to this day under the "Wild and Crazy" section.

2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.

by monstertruckdriver February 13, 2014

Baltimore Oatmeal Patty

Your girl is deep throating your schlong when she suddenly starts to gag. Yiu quickly pull back and she throws up all over herself. You decide to go ahead and start fucking her anyway

I was asking my friend at the Orioles Game last night "have you tried the new Baltimore Oatmeal Patty yet"?

by Papa JK June 16, 2016

beef patty

as in "Jamaican Beef Patty". Yellow on the outside, black on the inside... an individual of asian decent who embraces African American street culture, idioms, and behaviour.

After Fred Suen moved to the Bronx and began hanging out with the black kids in high school he adopted their urban culture and became a beef patty

by jct May 2, 2006

B.I.G Party

A B.I.G (Bitch Is Gone) Party is thrown to signify and celebrate the end of a realtionship or marriage to a Bitch. It's like a bachelor party but on the exit side!

See www.bitchisgone.com and www.facebook.com/bigfanpage

Thank God you are done with that Bitch...we are throwing you one B.I.G Party!

by paybacksabitchisgone August 9, 2010