patron

A highly expensive tequila

I know what happens when she drinks patron- Joe Nicholas

by Hooey Vegetation Squash May 13, 2006

patron

an expensive of tequila

What we drankin? That patron. Keep the bottle poppin all night long. What we somke? That kush. Predidential shit. George Bush

by G-Reg B. May 09, 2006

patron

an expensive brand of tequila.
frequently mentioned in rnb songs.

"if you left your man at home,
get two shots of patron,
if you got your favourite thong on,
we gon party till the morning"

pitbull - freaky.

joung jock has a whole song about it.

"yer i was hittin up that patron all night"

by michael separovich March 10, 2008

patron

An expensive brand of tequila which black people drink before they have sexual intercourse.

Ma shawty and i was sippin da patron befo we get to da sexin', yo. Mah dat good shit, we gone and we doesn't even know it, yo.

by nahh? November 08, 2010

patronize

A word no one understands because it's always used out of context.

1: Hey! Want to go to the movies later on?
2: Maybe.
1: Come on you'll have fun!
2: Stop PATRONIZING me!

by Sarah April 30, 2004

Patronely

Someone who goes to a club and buys a bottle of tequila to make friends but ends up drinking on their own.

That guy bought two bottles and is still Patronely

by elputoamo March 16, 2015

Patronous

The only known defense against dementors. Patronouses take the form of an animal.

Your patronous is a Capuchin Monkey.

by HeavyClawRptor September 20, 2017