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putrifier

noun:

1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.

2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.

3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repulsion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.

4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
#1:

Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."

Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"

Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.

#2:

Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."

Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."

Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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petrified grape

Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?

Guy 2: No, it's raisin.

Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.
by Dysfunctional.Asian August 15, 2017
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Re-Patricide

The act of killing one’s father only to have to kill him again once the outbreak takes effect.
Oh my God Dan! Did you just kill your dead dad? That’s Re-Patricide! Run!
by Matthew.DouglasMD July 22, 2019
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petrified sock

(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see protein sock
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
by Shockey86 January 31, 2005
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Partified

Its the same meaning as the word "Classified" but only relating to parties
G:So what did u do at that party?
B:Thats Partified information.
by Zack Melvin April 6, 2008
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Petrified Tree

When, during intercourse, the penis becomes numb due to under stimulation. The male equivalent of Zombie Beaver. Useful for Cock-Slapping, Cock-stands, Tripod-ing, etc.
Janet was so begrudgingly wide that I got the good 'ol Petrified Tree. After that, I charmingly berated her, and cock-slapped her with my rock-solid Mahogany Staff.
by Phydeaux The Grate August 10, 2009
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