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Patheticalness

1) The act of being pathetical
2) A word to describe the act of being a person who acts so pathetically that their name becomes the definition of pathetic.
Dude, that guy is such an asshole, the patheticalness meter on him must be off the charts!!
by dasmann March 28, 2010
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Pathetic Beta Male

Only hecking retards that play Fortnite can be called this derogatory term.
Pewdiepie: What do you think I am? Some kind of Pathetic beta Male?
by I Shagged Yer Mum June 2, 2018
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pathetic rebound fuck

A person (guy or girl) who immediately starts dating someone who just out of a serious relationship. This person is usually there on the 'rebound' to fill the void left by the previous significant other.
Liz just broke up with her boyfriend of three years and now Jeff's dating her. He's a pathetic rebound fuck.
by IWasSayingBoourns October 18, 2007
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Pathetic

When you hear a guy trying to pick up a chick on xbox live.
Nerd: OMG r u a gurl?!?!?!
Girl:yes...
Nerd:R u hot!?!?!
*Girl leaves game*

Now that's Pathetic
by *notmyrealname* August 15, 2009
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patheticated

to be pathetically dedicated to something
That kid is patheticated to being a jerk.
by Patrick Dave January 29, 2009
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Pathetiwhore

Grown ass women who take "selfies" of themselves with shit cell phone cameras wearing too tight outfits, while standing in the bathroom they're too lazy to clean while their kids wait for supper.. and then plaster them all over social networking sites.
Did you see his Mom's Facebook profile... She is such a Pathetiwhore..
by Thedude78 August 31, 2012
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Pathetic Victory

When you work very hard to accomplish something difficult, in an attempt to impress or win back your crush or ex-girlfriend. However, they are genuinely happy for you, but it does not increase the chance of them considering you for a relationship.
Guy: I told her about my promotion, she was happy for me and said 'good for you!'. Little did she know that I worked for promotion just to impress her, so this was a pathetic victory.
by ClearAsJamal July 21, 2019
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