A bizarre condition used to describe someone that is an utter tool and offers help to other people in online forums purely on the basis of getting points or ratings in exchange for it.
User : "I am having problems with my Nokia 7500prism phone?"
Psychomania : "You are a stupid user, it is not you phone causing the problem, it is you."
User : "Dammit, that was not helpful at all, I'm giving you a bad rating"
Psychomania : "Oh No! Please not that, I beg of you, please do not rate me down.....no....."
Psychomania : "You are a stupid user, it is not you phone causing the problem, it is you."
User : "Dammit, that was not helpful at all, I'm giving you a bad rating"
Psychomania : "Oh No! Please not that, I beg of you, please do not rate me down.....no....."
by Paul Roux October 25, 2007
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Person 2: Pathmanathan.
Person 1: woah dude, i read on Norskenavn.no that only 10 people have that name!
Person 2: wooah, bro, really? anyway, whats your name?
Person 1: Thorhallur.
Person 2: man, your name is rare too. like, under 5 people have that name!
Person 1: man! we are so cool, dude!
Person 2: Pathmanathan.
Person 1: woah dude, i read on Norskenavn.no that only 10 people have that name!
Person 2: wooah, bro, really? anyway, whats your name?
Person 1: Thorhallur.
Person 2: man, your name is rare too. like, under 5 people have that name!
Person 1: man! we are so cool, dude!
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by demizon June 23, 2007
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The patchopath's attacks are restricted to juvenile heckling, unless it is discovered that one of it's victims has denounced their given name in favor of a shortened version of their last name, in which case the patchopath may become aggressive. The only effective defense at this point is shielding oneself with the middlemost finger and liberal deployment of F bombs.
The origin of the name is unknown, but is believed to be the result of the first victim's inability to spell-check, possibly to due to post-traumatic stress following the attack.
The patchopath's attacks are restricted to juvenile heckling, unless it is discovered that one of it's victims has denounced their given name in favor of a shortened version of their last name, in which case the patchopath may become aggressive. The only effective defense at this point is shielding oneself with the middlemost finger and liberal deployment of F bombs.
The origin of the name is unknown, but is believed to be the result of the first victim's inability to spell-check, possibly to due to post-traumatic stress following the attack.
Victim: I was talking to this lady after work and we were attacked by a patchopath!
Innocent Bystander: OMG, what happened? What did you do?
Victim: Oh, I whipped out the finger and tossed around some F bombs and they took off. It was pretty impressive.
Innocent Bystander: OMG, what happened? What did you do?
Victim: Oh, I whipped out the finger and tossed around some F bombs and they took off. It was pretty impressive.
by My Nickname May 6, 2009
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sandra: hi nana, there's a man i spoke to today at work whose just split up with his girlfriend,he's looking to date again, i mentioned you to him
nana: oh not again sandra, i've told you i'm 79 and not interested in dating, you need help with this matchomania obsession, now fuck off i'm watching jerry springer
sandra: hi nana, there's a man i spoke to today at work whose just split up with his girlfriend,he's looking to date again, i mentioned you to him
nana: oh not again sandra, i've told you i'm 79 and not interested in dating, you need help with this matchomania obsession, now fuck off i'm watching jerry springer
by billy122q November 12, 2011
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