The Christian version of the suicide bomb, i.e. Taking a dump on someone's titties and wiping it off with pages of the Bible
do you really need one? oh screw using the word Pat Robertson in a sentence!
I gave someone a Pat Robertson.
I gave someone a Pat Robertson.
by Apkin November 5, 2007
An embarrassment to conservative Christians everywhere.
Robertson is constantly firing off inflammatory statements, overdramatizing revelant issues and making up others. His abrasive attitude towards sinners drives further away from Christ and further towards damnation. Plus, he advocates a twisted theology that tells Christians they should take over the world and oppress nonbelievers. Jesus never advocated that.
The worst part of Robertson's teachings is the way the secular Left uses them to present a carictured pictured of evangelicals. The American people are scared into hating evangelicalism and supporting secularism, and the Left maintains its stranglehold on American culture.
Robertson is constantly firing off inflammatory statements, overdramatizing revelant issues and making up others. His abrasive attitude towards sinners drives further away from Christ and further towards damnation. Plus, he advocates a twisted theology that tells Christians they should take over the world and oppress nonbelievers. Jesus never advocated that.
The worst part of Robertson's teachings is the way the secular Left uses them to present a carictured pictured of evangelicals. The American people are scared into hating evangelicalism and supporting secularism, and the Left maintains its stranglehold on American culture.
by Anonymous debunker of myths January 20, 2009
The host of The 700 Club. He ran for president in 1988 and is anti-gay but somehow supportive of transgender people and always blames troubled marriages on women. Pat has diamond mines in Africa and scams old people out of money. His show is on the Christian Broadcasting Network.
His show is called The 700 Club because he is 700 years old.
His show is called The 700 Club because he is 700 years old.
by sjwhater June 15, 2017
by julgwiobtal June 30, 2015
Reverend, former Republican Party Presidental candidate, 700 Club host. Speaks That the Bible is the Truth which is correct. TV Host at CBN. A guy who isn't perfect but is closer than many of you on UD.
Pat Robertson is cool.
by Lilia September 17, 2005