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Astronomy

Very pretty girl, nice, loving & pure. The prettiest brown eyes. Beautiful long wavy brown hair. Funny girl, really. I love her. She’s perfect, everything about her is so nice. Im so in love with astronomy.
Me: astronomy, i love you
Astronomy: i love you too <3
by Notkinman May 5, 2022
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Astronomy

This is a mental disorder created by people to get you to base your very own personality off of a star. You can not act like a animal shaped star in space my nigga.
Astronomy ain’t real.
by Zyke_thatnigga444 July 21, 2022
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astronomy

astrology believer: EWWW YOUR A CANDY CORN GO AWAY CAN PRICORN

astronomy believer: fuck you, astrology doesn't exist, go understand some real shit like fucking planets and not "personalities of star signs and their stars in space" or some shit

astrology believer: i dont care capri sun corn ewww cant have a life

astronomy believer: well do signs have a fucking life, dumbass? "i cant be with you your a sagger my pants tarius" "sorry that i stabbed you 34 times in the stomach! im just a scalpion!" "ew your an aquamarius, your so unsmart lol" "stop my love! im just a virgin, thats why i cheat, please!!!" "OMG! you're a piss these??? LETS BE MARRIED WE ARE COMPATIBLE OMGGGGGGGGG"
by genalphaslangman May 4, 2023
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Extendo patronom

Is what a wanna be Harry potter casts to make his male organ to extend, or to make bigger.
Barry Blotter stood and everything was silent "EXTENDO PATRONOM" and Barry's pants grew in size...
by Puffezza October 7, 2007
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