July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021
Get the National Fuck Your Partner Daymug. Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.
by grayisthegoat June 7, 2024
Get the National Ignore Your Partner Daymug. SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!
by retrowand May 2, 2025
Get the Jerk it to your partner daymug.