by North Park November 2, 2009
Get the UD parody mug.A widespread and mind-numbing writing appliance used by uncreative teachers and schools to spread dissatisfaction with writing among their students. Though "creative" five-paragraph essays have been written, the form is generally mandated by dull minds to make writing and thinking dull.
All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
My teacher is making me write a five-paragraph essay on why I shouldn't think for myself and write creatively in school, but it's like way too boring.
by spenceronehalf December 15, 2005
Get the five-paragraph essay mug.Werner stared shamefully at his body, knowing that his paraguayan-twenty was a result of all the beer, meat and extra mayonnaise consumed while dining alone on his unsuccessful business trip.
by JF4 December 8, 2017
Get the Paraguayan-Twenty mug.Roleplay accounts that are ran by depressed teenagers that shitpost and make image edits that pretend to be fictional characters while whining about how bad the drama is while starting drama.
by Goku81399492 November 22, 2020
Get the Parody Twitter Account mug.Groups of friends who think they are superior to everyone else around them and won’t let other people join their circle.
That group is like the parkgaters
by arjab November 25, 2022
Get the The Parkgaters mug.the feeling that no matter what you do something is always somehow wrong—that any attempt to make your way comfortably through the world will only end up crossing some invisible taboo—as if there’s some obvious way forward that everybody else can see but you and they're all trying to help, but you keep disappointing them.
"I feel like I can't get anywhere in the world. How do you do it?"
"I dunno, I thought you knew."
"Oh. Is that the pâro thing that I heard about last week?"
"I dunno, I thought you knew."
"Oh. Is that the pâro thing that I heard about last week?"
by translucency March 7, 2019
Get the Pâro mug.Mayor Bob Ford was so hysterically whacked out on drugs and alcohol in the clandestine video that he was un-parody-able.
by tipit November 18, 2013
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