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Porcher

When you’re outside with your buddies and you’re sitting on the front porch or the back porch or really any sided porch, and you crack open a cold brewski with the broskies and start havin those conversations about that asshole coworker or Sally down the street who you just found out is the reason you’re now all Igloo buddies. And then the next day you can’t wait to do it all over again, only this time in order to summon the troops you send out the rallying cry, “Hey, wanna have a porcher?”
Richard: “Hey Dick, how are ya now?”
Dick: “Oh ya know, got a lot on my mind”
Richard: “Wanna talk it over a porcher?”
by djnd August 1, 2019
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Penis patcher

A penis patcher is someone who loves penises that much that if it was possible they would make a patch work quilt out of penises.
Hey Sam! You penis patcher!
by rebeccabeck'ed September 28, 2014
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parched

To be very very thirsty
1)Pass us a brew love im parched
2)Boil the kettle love im parched
3)Raggin Pat Butcher really made me parched
by Rodam July 28, 2008
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Parched

1. Exceedingly eager to get something (especially play)

2. Extremely Desperate
(Girl running up to guy) "Hey, you want to come over to my house later, we could...um...watch a movie together."

(Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty"

(Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched"
by TrueDemagogue July 30, 2011
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readme patcher

Someone who finds and fixes the smallest, useless detail in a pubic github repository and later claims they are a contributor of said project.
Sherry: We should totally hire Kraig he is a contributor to erlang!
Bob: Yeah, he added a period to the end of the readme....
Sherry: OMGEE he is seriously amazing! Can you believe he wrote erlang? Do you think he graduated from waterloo?
Bob: he doesn't write erlang he is a readme patcher...
by dongleforker June 21, 2016
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Parcheesi

Parcheesi first entered the slang as a reference to sex as a result of a scene in the 1964 Aubrey Hepburn film, Paris When It Sizzles.

The two main characters (Rick and Gaby) are discussing a scene when two people start kissing and "...". Gaby mentions that she doesn't know why writers do that, because everyone knows what the couple is actually doing, but Rick the writer replies that she has a dirty mind, and in all reality, the couple in question was just playing a game of Parcheesi.

Since that point, Parcheesi has been a widely used, if not somewhat subversive reference to sex. Many refute that the film started the reference at all, instead pointing to the sexual undertones of the game itself, but this is unlikely.
Why don't you come over for a nice long game of Parcheesi? -- bow chicka wow wow!
by LJOY January 3, 2010
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Parched Mosquito

When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled
by Amir Guadalupe December 2, 2017
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