Parajoking

Parajoking - when you paraphrase a stand up comedian, spin the joke up and claim it as your own.

John: I owe you this time dawg, lemme get you a 2 piece fish meal at The Manchester(Windsor, ON). Steve: Thanks man yoyo, don't worry about the tarter sauce, my tooth tarter build up will take it's place.

Background Ambience For A While Girl: Aww, thats just gross! And STOP THE PARAJOKING! Ruining the rep of olelate Mitch Hedberg!? Its "I got so much tarter, I don't have to dip my fishsticks in shit!"

by tjfoz6 April 2, 2011

Paradoxing

Pār-a-dox-een;

The act of texting from two sources on one account at the same time.

I was paradoxing today from my iPhone and my iPad and the server froze because it didn’t know which one to send first.

by Remco Pardeau March 4, 2019

Paramorn

The opposite of afternoon, between morning and noon. Typically from 10 or 9-noon.

I had brunch with my friends yesterday paramorn.

by n.o1115 February 19, 2026

Paranoying

Causing or instilling paranoia.

Stop checking your phone all the time its paranoying.

by SomeDumbFish July 3, 2025

Paranoy / Paranoying

The act of increasing levels of Paranoia to a higher state. The active verb form of the word paranoia.

Paranoy / Paranoying:

The thought of the police officer is paranoying me, even though I haven't done anything wrong.

That paranoys me, stop! This is making me paranoid.

by TadachiiRyu August 10, 2025