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Pank

v.) To spank a male or transitioning male on the penis.

Please Note: occasionally causes unexpected drips of pee, blood, or semen if hit too hard or in the right place at the right time OR by the right person.
You have been a very bad boy Thomas! Pull your pants down and face me so I can pank you with my leather belt!

Sorry Dr. Dave, but my wife and I were playing around in bed & she panked me a few times, causing me to have my meriod (male period).
by takesumcake jones May 28, 2015
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Pank

a slang term for a homosexual person.
by mrnister123 November 18, 2011
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Pank

you a pank
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PANK

I am a dedicated PANK.
by DN1984 April 13, 2017
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Pank Drank

A "gangster" way of saying Pepto Bismol. A term created by the famouse street rappers Bloodbath and Roadrash of Bradenton, Florida
"sippin on that pank drank, I chug it when my booty stank"
by Mokonax November 3, 2007
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Pank

Verb: The act of wanking while releasing your bowels
Ross: Why were you so long in the toilet?
Pete: Oh sorry, I was having a pank...
by thebiggerwhoreface May 28, 2009
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pank

in a video game, to dominate the enemy players with flair, violence, and aggression.
Boys we are absolutely frying tonight, we’ve got so many kills.

Yeah man, we are absolutely panking right now.
by aquaxanasux January 16, 2021
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