Panda Express

A chinaman with a premature ejaculation problem.

Me no likey massage Panda Express. He make big white mess on table!

by SnackTime23 December 6, 2013

Panda Express

A fast food chain that serves "Chinese" themed food, mostly well known for its Orange Chicken. It's not authentic Chinese by any standard, but it's still delicious.

Tim Wong: Where are we going to dinner?
Steve: Panda Express
Tim Wong: That isn't real Chinese Food like they make in the motherland, but okay.

by partyrockstar222 August 11, 2016

Panda Express

The worst fast food place ever definitely not better than chic fil a the chicken is dry the noodles fake the shrimp spoiled every time I eat there I wanna throw up 🤢

Let’s go to Panda Express

by Drake the rapper May 17, 2018

Panda Express

The most disgusting fast food place you can eat. Dry food smelly food spoiled food🤢 and it’s not better than chic fil a.

Want to go to Panda Express nah that stuff be gross

by Drake the rapper May 17, 2018

National take calvin to Panda Express day

June 15 2020

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

by Nejeivk June 15, 2020

Panda Express

A sexual position, where the girl is bent over with her hands on the ground in front of her, with the guy behind her holding her hair. Can be used for any type of intercourse.

Last night, he Panda Expressed me until I couldn't stand up straight!!

by Kittykat_84 August 27, 2015

Panda Express

The home of severe diarrhea.

Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022