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Fuck my pancakes

When someone ruins an opportunity for you. Destroying an otherwise fun time, wrecking your good mood.
(On the phone)
Juanito: So yeah baby, it was great seeing you last night.

Her: Yeah it really was. Maybe you can come over to my place tomorrow night?

Mom: Isaac! You left your shit-streaked boxers on the bathroom floor again!

Her: Then again, maybe not. I'm kinda busy tomorrow. (Click.)

Juanito: Mom! Why did you have to go fuck my pancakes like that?
by Nibi August 18, 2008
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Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.
Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...
by Calico August 5, 2007
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Sudbury Pancakes

A term used for low end meal of stacked processed ham, drizzled in maple syrop and done to perfection in the microwave.
Did you see by-proxy eating that plate of Sudbury Pancakes?? Gross!
by malleus666 September 3, 2010
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ass pancakes

A BLU Scout from Team Fortress 2 with slightly darker clothes who uses the Warhammer of Zillyhoo to BONK everyone who comes too close, he lives in a soda can and moves by sliding on the ground, making WHOO noises.
"I am Ass Pancakes, I am gonna BONK! you"
by DanYami July 29, 2017
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drunk off pancakes

term made popular by Epic Meal Time. It refers to getting drunk off breakfast items,, more specifically pancakes.
We're about to get drunk off pancakes
by epicmealtime March 5, 2011
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got the pancakes

(verb): Got the raw end of a deal.
Named after the infamous legal battle between Theodore and Garfield Rosenfeld when their father made them choose between two undisclosed keys as their inheritance. One key was to a safety deposit box containing his fortune while the other was to a large vault filled with freshly baked pancakes. Theodore (who drew the key to the locker) eventually sued Garfield for a quarter of the fortune.
"Frank broke his leg right after he was drafted to the NFL. He really got the pancakes on that one."
by RandomHistorian187 June 12, 2013
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titties and pancakes

the great american breakfast where titties are served with said pancakes.
this morning my woman gave me titties and pancakes for breakfast.
by jimmy linglong March 8, 2009
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