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Pancaked

1: When a woman, literally or metaphorically, castrates a man. Taken from the act of having your testicles run over with a steam roller. Also known as the "double pancake".
2: Henpecked
"That steam roller pancaked my nuts! Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
"Poor pancaked fool. She's dragging him to that Jennifer Aniston movie."
by ks6621 June 17, 2006
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Pancaked

To walk into a hotel room that you have to clean and it smells like complete shit because a handicap persons colostomy bag has broke open and there is shit ALL over the sheets, towels, and blankets.
Ex: " Hotel Employee: "So i just went to clean the handicap room and there is shit everywhere." Other employee : "HAHAHA you just got pancaked."
by The fart box king December 17, 2011
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Pancaked

Commonly used in football meaning to "lay a kid out" or to "deck a kid. If you've been pancaked, prepare to have your chops busted. If you've pancaked someone, prepare for high-fives throughout the day, and more than regular female attention
Football player 1: I think I have a concussion
Football player 2: yeah I think your do too, that one lineman, number 74, pancaked your ass into next week!
by BiggRigg74 September 22, 2014
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Pancaked

the action of pressing a girl's boob against her body or punching a girl in the boob
Brook: "dude you just pancaked me!"
Zack: "sorry! you were in the way!"
by DemonDrill November 17, 2015
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Pancaked

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"Pancaked"

is the act where someone takes a pancake, wipes your asshole with the pancake, then take that shit encrusted pancake and wipe your nipples with it until you cum. All I the name of jesus

Coined by philosopher mo1stcr1tikal. Who is most famous for his work in the hunger games series.
You ever get pancaked bitch?!
by Pooty and the jones May 20, 2020
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Pancaked Ass

The act of a gay threesome where an over-weight white male is sandwiched between to half black males. Making a golden brown pancake.
The gay white man got his Pancaked Ass between two mulatto males.
by pancaker June 29, 2013
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pancaked out

When you eat lots of pancakes and you eat no more
Want more pancakes? "Na im pancaked out"
by CrabbyDunkerrr February 28, 2017
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