pancake my ass

pancaking an ass is the act of smearing shit all over ones ass the cumming on their ass as if it was whip cream. Then you start to eat the "pancake"

Dude don't pancake my ass, that's nasty

by PancakeBaeLovesYou November 7, 2017

Ass Potato Pancake

When a woman with a flabby ass presses it into your face. This could be done to anally motorboat, perform analingus or cunnilingus. Can be used in both a positive and negative sense.

"How did things with that girl go last night?"
1) "They went well until she gave me the ass potato pancake"
or

2) "It was pretty dull until she gave me the ass potato pancake...then it was awesome!"

by SubUrban Drummer March 19, 2010

Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake

Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)

Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy

by ChefPubert May 30, 2009

Pancaked Ass

The act of a gay threesome where an over-weight white male is sandwiched between to half black males. Making a golden brown pancake.

The gay white man got his Pancaked Ass between two mulatto males.

by pancaker June 29, 2013

ass pancakes

A BLU Scout from Team Fortress 2 with slightly darker clothes who uses the Warhammer of Zillyhoo to BONK everyone who comes too close, he lives in a soda can and moves by sliding on the ground, making WHOO noises.

"I am Ass Pancakes, I am gonna BONK! you"

by DanYami July 29, 2017

ass pancakes

someone with a flat ass.

Maan she really does have a great set of ass pancakes, shez flat.

by ren walkero September 25, 2008

Ass with pancakes

Theatrical Term:

When something is (or looks) very bad, usually poorly constructed.

That set looked like ass with pancakes, a three year old could have built it better.

by WillTheTD June 22, 2004